Hey horse fuckers! I am no longer apart of this system! But I am a write still, so I might write mlp stories sometimes. Not often though. I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe hit 'em with an EMP.

Either way, my internet just cut out, and I'm just glad that I've got mobile hotspot on my phone. Slow, but reliable.

Separate Universal Studios from Comcast, chop NBC out of Comcast too, and then fire a high-power emp or something at them Universal Studios and NBC are worth saving. Screw Comcast.

Not gonna he able to post tonight. Sorry guys not tonight but maybe tommorow

I would like to start by making the following statement, I don't hate fans of Discord I just don't like the character especially now.

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So any of you want fan art? I now charge $3 per picture. XD

Wrecked. By a person with nothing but dart monkeys.

I had supermonkeys, and they survived camo-regen zebras with nothing but five dart monkeys.

Reported them for hacking, though I want my 2000 medallions back...

Sorry if I'm just venting now. It's really irritating when someone feels so weak that they turn to hacking the game just to feel better.

Fuck. You. Comcast.

Normally, I'm not one to swear, but taking HALF AN HOUR TO LOAD A SINGLE SITE is CROSSING THE LINE.

SCREW YOU.

And on top of THAT, I'm currently blocked by one of my closest friends, I've lost my earbuds, my homework is beginning to pile up from my internet outages again, and it turns out that our team is currently behind schedule in the upcoming AMES Robotics competition.

Screwing over my internet is the LAST thing I need.

I saw today's episode (The Mane Thing About You) and I felt inspired to make an analysis on it! It's nothing too long, I just want to expand on some details, and a few things I noticed that say a lot about Rarity.

Obviously, there will be SPOOOIIIIILEEEERS so yeah! Read at your own risk!

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t's been a hell of a month. What happens when a workaholic has the opportunity to help out their old boss? Well, in my case, that would be 17 straight days of work. Or something like that, not sure about my math. And that's after being off for a few days with a cold or flu.

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So I went and set up a Patreon. I've been on the fence about doing this for a while, but after some thought I figured I'd give it a shot. Now first things first, this will NOT get in the way of my normal writing. I'll still write when I can, probably more so now. You have no obligation to go over there, but it would be super cool if you at east checked it out.

More than a month ago, I got a very unexpected PM asking me for permission to translate Anything and Everything, wherein the Crusaders baked themselves a Smooze, into Polish. The result can be seen here.

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I got a call from the mail fraud people saying they were gonna ask the guy what happened even though i clearly told them and showed them that he freaking scammed me. I havent heard from them since that was like two weeks ago.

He basically got away with it.

I hope hes fucking happy. Because Because of him i have no money.

Hey y'all just wanted to post this as an update to ensure that I told you all and Keep a regular schedule with the updates.

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Eve the G2 pony would like to welcome you to Pony Land!

I am very tempted to welcome every new person ever like this

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Sudden etymology! So the origin of the term Lieutenant comes from the French lieu, place, and tenant, holder, one who holds his authority from a senior officer. If I had even basic French, that would have been obvious, but I just didn't connect the dots.

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It lives!

Or, well, it doesn't. That one is dead. But I have a new hard drive! I got it delivered earlier on today. And it's a terabyte over a thousand gigs, so I can't complain about the upgrade. Of course I now have the tedium of reinstalling everything I couldn't save. Joy.

I did save all my fics and plans for said fics, though. However, given what's happened there won't be any updates this weekend at all. Sorry about that, but at leas things should be back to normal next week.